A HORSE THAT AIN'T RIGHT IN THE HELMET DEPARTMENT

1. RON CHEESE AND THE READY BREAK ORCHESTRA.
2. DOUGHNUTS ARE MY GUARDIANS.
3. SIDNEY JAMES FOR PRESIDENT.
4. DOCTOR BEAVER AND THE LIGHTENING RODS.
5. SUPER WOOFER ALARM CLOCK DOG.
6. VENETIAN BLIND JIM AND THE REBEL ROUSERS.
7. POOSTLE POSTLE THE ELDERLY TRAIN RIDER.
8. DON DON...THE VAMPIRE CURLY WURLEY.
9. RICE PUDDING MOON AND THE GALLANT HORSE RIBS.
10. HORSE HELMET WITH HIS SUPER INNUENDO MAGICAL DRACULA POWER.
11. MOSS-GHETTO FREAKSHOW.
12. THE MARBLE MOON GAZETTE OF YOUNG AUSTIN MOUSE SHOE.
13. FREE ICE SKATING LESSONS IN TERRY WOGAN'S KITCHEN.
14. LET'S GO HAND GLIDDING IN JIMMY SAVILLE'S BEDROOM.
15. EDGAR ALLEN POE JOE AND THE FROSTY GOTHS.
16. FRANKIE HOWARD AND THE FORD CORTINAS.
17. THE HORACE HORSE STABLE COASTLINE BRICK LAYERS CONSORTIUM.
18. GRINKO BLINKO.
19. FAT BOB AND THE BIC PENS FROM MARS.
20. MIDNIGHT LUNACY WITH EXTRA SAUSE.
21. DAS PROJETIKA FLIMBUL HUCKNEY.
22. SUPRANATIONAL INTERNATIONAL TELEPANDA.
23. THE BED RIDDEN DALEKS OF PONTYPOOL.
24. CANDY MACHINE SUICIDE.
25. THE SOLICITORS OF THE MANIAC ROSE GARDEN.
26. IN SPACE YOU CAN ALWAYS SCREAM.
27. THE ASIAN BLOKES THAT WON'T BE FOUND GUILTY OF MAKING ENGLISH TEA.
28. MR CUSTARD WOLF AND THE DISCO DANCING CHIMPS.
29. A TEDDY ON THE SANDS OF SPEGMIEL.
30. THE LARGE SUPER SPACE AGE RICE PUDDING MASACRE.
31. THE ARMCHAIRS THAT FAT BLOKES IGNORED.
32. THE SKOIDO-BATZ.
33. CHOIR OF THE LOST SALAD TONGS.
34. THE SQUIREL THAT OUTWITTED THE VACCUM CLEANER.
35. DR BUTTERDOG'S ASSCENSION MACHINE OF BRIGHT OVERALLS.
36. ANOTHER BABYLONIAN SANDLE CRISIS.
37. A CYCLE ALONG THE OLD CODNIP FLAMINGO.
38. DOUGLAS SELLAFIELD AND HIS MUTANT ASTROID CABBAGES.
39. TOXIDERMAL THUNDER FLASHER.
40. THE SUTTON GASFIELD TRAIN FART COMPANY.
41. SPALDING THE YARMOUTH TURKEY CLAIRVOYANTS.
42. NATURE CODHURK AND THE MOTORWAY THIEVES.
43. CALNE...THE WANDERING TRAINBAG SERPENT.
44. DR SUPER DADDY LEATHER CHAIR AND THE ORGAN BLASTERS.
45. EVERCREECH BIRD MOSES AND HIS YOGGLE YOONAK MOOYAN CYCLE.
46. A DAY OUT AT THE DALEKZOID KINGDOM OF KINGFISHER.
47. KELVEDON...AND THE SUPER STRENGTH TABLETS FOR INSOMNIAK TRAIN SPOTTERS.
48. THE KING'S LYNN COMMUNITY K9 MECHANICS.
49. THE NORWICH BEACH WEATHER COMMITTEE.
50. I WENT TO BRIDPORT SUN-LOUNGER.
51. ISLAND OF THE NIPPY FLAPPY LONGMOOR BEARD.
52. ADLEBURKE...THE STRANGE GOLFBALL TOAD.
53. THE DRAGON OF KILDERNE WHITTINGTON SEAPLANE.
54. GREAT MIKE YARWOODS ALIVE IN PADDY DASHER RUABON SUITS.
55. THE GREAT LYME REGIS DUMMY FOG GIVEAWAY.
56. MR YINGATOO AND THE SILOTHIAN SIDEWAY STARE BAND.
57. HORN DOG BLASTER AND THE TRAWSFYNYDD FAIRY SPROUT HOTEL INSPECTORS.
58. COW TRAIN SPIT BOWLS.
59. KING TORR AND THE NAGASAKI SEASIDE GUESTS.
60. COMPUTO-BINE DIXY SHED.
61. THE FORT LAUDERDALE BROOM CUPBOARD DANCERS.
62. THE MANHOLE COVERS THAT WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR 3 SPROUT WARS.
63. A TUBE OF SMARTIES AT YE OLDE VICTORIAN BUS STATION.
64. THE BAD AERIELS THAT VOTED FOR WINSTON CHURCHBELLS.
65. UNDERNEATH THE ROSE OF SUBMARINE FRED.
66. THE BLUE CRISIS OF THE BLACK UNICORN.
67. SWIVEL ME DITCHERS.
68. HONKY KONKY ZEBRA ZOODIKA.
69. HOLD YOUR HORSEY SHOES.
70. FLAM BAM TWIZZLE DAM.
71. HANNA AND THE MEGANOID ASTROIDS.
72. MY BUN TINS OF EXTREME ANGER.
73. HUBERT, THE MEAT PIE ELEPHANT.
74. BRING ME THE LEGACY OF STAN HOPSKI.
75. STEPHANIE BLOTCHUM AND THE EVER ROTATING FRISBY MARTIANS.