WELCOME TO HOSTESS TROLLEY HORSE.

WELCOME 2 THE HOSTESS TROLLEY HORSE.

HAIL THE FORTUNES OF THE CROCODILE FLUTE SHOES. CHOOSE WHATEVER TAKES YOUR MANE FANTASY. EVEN IF IT IS A NIGHT GEISHA HIDDING AMONGST THE TREES OF LUNACY, WEARING A DARK DRESS IN THE GOTHIKA DE CHAMBER.

Thursday, 4 October 2012

IMAGINARY KINGS OF ENGLAND

  1. KING HENRY THE PLATE.
  2. KING BORED THE 2ND.
  3. VAL DOONICAN THE FIRST.
  4. DES O' CONNER THE NO THANKS.
  5. FRANK IFIELD THE YODDLE.
  6. SID JAMES THE FOURTH.
  7. RICHARD THE BIRD.
  8. KING HAROLD THE NEIGHBOUR.
  9. KING ARTHUR AND THE LIGHTS OF THE MOON TABLE.
  10. KING JELLY FISH THE 2ND.
  11. KING CHIMP THE BUBBLES.
  12. KING MCCARTNEY THE BEATLE.
  13. KING FLATULENCE THE SOD.
  14. KING GAS THE SMELL BAG.
  15. KING TELEPHONE THE BRITISH TRUMPET.
  16. KING FARTY PANTS THE GREAT.

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