The World Of Mature Nonsense.

1. The tent that has square wheels.
2. The cleaning mop that goes backwards, instead of forwards.
3. The road sweeper that only tickles people underneath the chin.
4. The wallpaper that you can only use as carpet.
5. The Pacifist that will only fight with defiance in his silence.  Without using his fists/violence and weapons.
6. The cooker that only makes toast.
7. The rollercoaster that only likes shredding bras and knickers.
8. The microwave that allows you to store frozen food, inside it.
9. The sunflower that tickles your feet in the morning, in order to wake you up.
10. The hopper shopper gastronic bus company.
11. The scissors that will only write.
12. The umbrella that picks up messages from outer space.
13. The airport where you can catch a sandwich to the moon.
14. The step ladders that go downwards, instead of upwards.
15. The step ladders that go sideways, instead of up or down.
16. The imaginary tennis court full of martian dodgem butties.
17. The clock that refuses to tell the time.  Unless you offer it a decent minimum wage.
18. The tree that grows clothes for animals to wear.
19. The airport that refuses to give credit to non-Goths.
20. The Gothic revolution that provides a decent wage, for telescopes that get nervous of seeing Saturn or Jupiter.
21. The horse that bought himself a flying caravan.
22. The clock that calculates time backwards.
23. The chimp that flew to Holland on a super high speed carpet sweeper.
24. The sunflower that got lost inside a panic striken parachute.
25. The horse that can ski up a mountain of stinky frozen socks.
26. The dummy that flogs ice creams to polar bears.
27. The telescope that spied on a woman taking her bra off.
28. The man in the moon that freshens himself up with talcum powder.
29. The hoverbed that chased a horse around a fun fair.
30. The clock that spat at a monkey.
31. The alssation dog that flew around Barmouth on a motorised station clock.
32. The red telephone box that sent a horse sexy text messages.
33. The horse's daddy loves milk tray.
34. The man in the moon that does the shake and vac.  But he can never seem to put the freshness back.  Because his house smells of sweaty underpants.
35. The horse that loves to gass people with his deadly farts.
36. The horse that guffed in a woman's triffle.
37. The horse that floats on water.