WELCOME TO HOSTESS TROLLEY HORSE.

WELCOME 2 THE HOSTESS TROLLEY HORSE.

HAIL THE FORTUNES OF THE CROCODILE FLUTE SHOES. CHOOSE WHATEVER TAKES YOUR MANE FANTASY. EVEN IF IT IS A NIGHT GEISHA HIDDING AMONGST THE TREES OF LUNACY, WEARING A DARK DRESS IN THE GOTHIKA DE CHAMBER.

Monday, 25 June 2012

BLESSED ARE

  1. Blessed are the bus dragons.
  2. Blessed are the the clock makers.
  3. Blessed are those that actually do talk to walls, and other inanimated objects.
  4. Blessed are the chimps that throw poo around for fun.
  5. Blessed are the wipple floom fountains.
  6. Blessed are the horses that come last in every single race.
  7. Blessed are the dreamers of The Furies.
  8. Blessed are the Whitby lovers federation.
  9. Blessed are the UFO designers.
  10. Blessed are the zany.
  11. Blessed are those that sit alone on cliff tops, in total silence.
  12. Blessed are those that drink Fanta.
  13. Blessed are the Nightbreed Recordings staff.
  14. Blessed are the Doc Martin appreciation community.
  15. Blessed are the moon bears that carry magical pagan wands.
  16. Blessed are those that stay away from, the waves on the ocean.
  17. Blessed are those that refuse to go on a Blind Date, with Cilla Black.
  18. Blessed are the Greek philosophers, that have boats called NOAH.
  19. Blessed are those that do not fit in, with the rest of society.
  20. Blessed are those that know how to mix food so well.
  21. Blessed are those that hate shopping.
  22. Blessed are those that dislike damp music festivals.
  23. Blessed are those that make perfect silent music, at night.
  24. Blessed are the fancy rats that hide underneath duvet covers.
  25. Blessed are those that eat the cheese, that the cheese makers have made.
  26. Blessed are those that buy extra sized clothing.
  27. Blessed are those that have sex with ghosts.
  28. Blessed are those that drive around in moon cars, topped up with cheap lunar petrol.
  29. Blessed are those that sleep in misty cemeteries.
  30. Blessed are those that eat supernatural strawberries.
  31. Blessed are those that walk through tunnels, beneath the darkest oceans.
  32. Blessed are those that always feel trapped, inside invisible ice cream vans.
  33. Blessed are those that talk to gobblins, that hide within the confines of Lavender plants.
  34. Blessed are those that found Russia, inside the Bermuda Triangle.
  35. Blessed are those that sit on Pluto, inside warm and cosy transparent Autistic boxes.
  36. Blessed are the canal fearing Zebras from Mars.
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