PUT PUT PINK PHINK.

THIS IS ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD HEROS.  HE IS CUTE.  ALTHOUGH A FEMALE PINK PANTHA ALSO DOES EXIST.  I REMEMBER WATCHING MANY CARTOONS OF THIS FUNNY CHARACTER.  EVERYTHING LOOKS BETTER IN PINK.  I ALSO REMEMBER SEEING A CARTOON WHERE THE PINK PANTHA WAS BUILDING A MOTORBIKE.  IT WAS CALLED 'PUT PUT PINK.'


AND ANOTHER INTERESTING HIDDEN FACT I'VE JUST COME ACROSS.  ALL OR MOST OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE PINK PANTHER CARTOONS HAVE ASPERGER'S.  THE PINK PANTHER TRIES OUT MANY MANY JOBS.  ALL OF THEM END UP UNSUCCESSFUL.  ESPECIALLY THE ONE CARTOON WHERE HE TRIES HIS PAWS AT WORKING ON A BUILDING SITE.



MESSIAHS ON HAIR DRYERS

1. MESSIAHS ON HAIR DRYERS.
2. FLANCHOE CLOCKS.
3. FONZY CARAMEL AND THE DIGBY SALAD.
4. A MONSTER A GO GO AT THE FUN FAIR PALACE.
5. THE ROSE GARDEN OF DEBBIE NIGHTSHADE.
6. TRYOUTS FOR THE MOON RACE.
7. MOON GOBLIN STEREO JUICE.
8. HAND GLIDER PATRICK AND THE HIJACKED KIPPERS.
9. DONNY BLONNY AND THE MOOJAVIKA ORCHESTRA.
10. VOGATYATH VINDAKT MUSHOO.
11. CYBER GOBLINS OF PUNGASHA.
12. MUSLI BACON FOIL HORSE STAMPEDE.
13. THE MEN THAT WILL NEVER BE SCARED OF A CRANKY ZEBRA.
14. VICTORY OVER HOT DOG CENTRAL.
15. THE HOT DOG WOLF PRIESTS IN ROMAN COSTUMES.
16. GUNGA RACKOE AND THE SLUG DESTINY BAND.
17. PINK PANTHA WANTS A FIGHT WITH THE YOGGERTUFFA PLANT.
18. I LOVE YOU MR ANARCHY.
19. THE CHILDREN OF THE FIFTH CROWLEY OF RIBBON STREET.
20. MANY INVOICES BURN.
21. THE VAMPIRE GAMES STORE DETECTIVES.
22. WHO IS THE FARESHARE PIGLET?
23. ERQUIN BOVLE AND THE STRAWBERRY FANTASY SPACESHIPS.
24. AUBERGINES AND ULVA JEANS.
25. MR TRIDENT GUNK BUCKET.
26. MISS MARZIPAN AND THE JORKA GEEKS.
27. SHE THREW A COIN INTO THE YOGART FOUNTAIN OF RICE.
28. MR SLUG AND THE AUTOBAHN MERCY.
29. THE AMBER BLVD OF BIG CYBER SPACE CURTAINS.
30. WELL BLESS MY PIGLET BOTT.
31. SHE GAVE BIRTH 2 A LANUIER.
32. THE THIRTEEN SORROWS OF RAVENS. 

A HORSE THAT AIN'T RIGHT IN THE HELMET DEPARTMENT

1. RON CHEESE AND THE READY BREAK ORCHESTRA.
2. DOUGHNUTS ARE MY GUARDIANS.
3. SIDNEY JAMES FOR PRESIDENT.
4. DOCTOR BEAVER AND THE LIGHTENING RODS.
5. SUPER WOOFER ALARM CLOCK DOG.
6. VENETIAN BLIND JIM AND THE REBEL ROUSERS.
7. POOSTLE POSTLE THE ELDERLY TRAIN RIDER.
8. DON DON...THE VAMPIRE CURLY WURLEY.
9. RICE PUDDING MOON AND THE GALLANT HORSE RIBS.
10. HORSE HELMET WITH HIS SUPER INNUENDO MAGICAL DRACULA POWER.
11. MOSS-GHETTO FREAKSHOW.
12. THE MARBLE MOON GAZETTE OF YOUNG AUSTIN MOUSE SHOE.
13. FREE ICE SKATING LESSONS IN TERRY WOGAN'S KITCHEN.
14. LET'S GO HAND GLIDDING IN JIMMY SAVILLE'S BEDROOM.
15. EDGAR ALLEN POE JOE AND THE FROSTY GOTHS.
16. FRANKIE HOWARD AND THE FORD CORTINAS.
17. THE HORACE HORSE STABLE COASTLINE BRICK LAYERS CONSORTIUM.
18. GRINKO BLINKO.
19. FAT BOB AND THE BIC PENS FROM MARS.
20. MIDNIGHT LUNACY WITH EXTRA SAUSE.
21. DAS PROJETIKA FLIMBUL HUCKNEY.
22. SUPRANATIONAL INTERNATIONAL TELEPANDA.
23. THE BED RIDDEN DALEKS OF PONTYPOOL.
24. CANDY MACHINE SUICIDE.
25. THE SOLICITORS OF THE MANIAC ROSE GARDEN.
26. IN SPACE YOU CAN ALWAYS SCREAM.
27. THE ASIAN BLOKES THAT WON'T BE FOUND GUILTY OF MAKING ENGLISH TEA.
28. MR CUSTARD WOLF AND THE DISCO DANCING CHIMPS.
29. A TEDDY ON THE SANDS OF SPEGMIEL.
30. THE LARGE SUPER SPACE AGE RICE PUDDING MASACRE.
31. THE ARMCHAIRS THAT FAT BLOKES IGNORED.
32. THE SKOIDO-BATZ.
33. CHOIR OF THE LOST SALAD TONGS.
34. THE SQUIREL THAT OUTWITTED THE VACCUM CLEANER.
35. DR BUTTERDOG'S ASSCENSION MACHINE OF BRIGHT OVERALLS.
36. ANOTHER BABYLONIAN SANDLE CRISIS.
37. A CYCLE ALONG THE OLD CODNIP FLAMINGO.
38. DOUGLAS SELLAFIELD AND HIS MUTANT ASTROID CABBAGES.
39. TOXIDERMAL THUNDER FLASHER.
40. THE SUTTON GASFIELD TRAIN FART COMPANY.
41. SPALDING THE YARMOUTH TURKEY CLAIRVOYANTS.
42. NATURE CODHURK AND THE MOTORWAY THIEVES.
43. CALNE...THE WANDERING TRAINBAG SERPENT.
44. DR SUPER DADDY LEATHER CHAIR AND THE ORGAN BLASTERS.
45. EVERCREECH BIRD MOSES AND HIS YOGGLE YOONAK MOOYAN CYCLE.
46. A DAY OUT AT THE DALEKZOID KINGDOM OF KINGFISHER.
47. KELVEDON...AND THE SUPER STRENGTH TABLETS FOR INSOMNIAK TRAIN SPOTTERS.
48. THE KING'S LYNN COMMUNITY K9 MECHANICS.
49. THE NORWICH BEACH WEATHER COMMITTEE.
50. I WENT TO BRIDPORT SUN-LOUNGER.
51. ISLAND OF THE NIPPY FLAPPY LONGMOOR BEARD.
52. ADLEBURKE...THE STRANGE GOLFBALL TOAD.
53. THE DRAGON OF KILDERNE WHITTINGTON SEAPLANE.
54. GREAT MIKE YARWOODS ALIVE IN PADDY DASHER RUABON SUITS.
55. THE GREAT LYME REGIS DUMMY FOG GIVEAWAY.
56. MR YINGATOO AND THE SILOTHIAN SIDEWAY STARE BAND.
57. HORN DOG BLASTER AND THE TRAWSFYNYDD FAIRY SPROUT HOTEL INSPECTORS.
58. COW TRAIN SPIT BOWLS.
59. KING TORR AND THE NAGASAKI SEASIDE GUESTS.
60. COMPUTO-BINE DIXY SHED.
61. THE FORT LAUDERDALE BROOM CUPBOARD DANCERS.
62. THE MANHOLE COVERS THAT WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR 3 SPROUT WARS.
63. A TUBE OF SMARTIES AT YE OLDE VICTORIAN BUS STATION.
64. THE BAD AERIELS THAT VOTED FOR WINSTON CHURCHBELLS.
65. UNDERNEATH THE ROSE OF SUBMARINE FRED.
66. THE BLUE CRISIS OF THE BLACK UNICORN.
67. SWIVEL ME DITCHERS.
68. HONKY KONKY ZEBRA ZOODIKA.
69. HOLD YOUR HORSEY SHOES.
70. FLAM BAM TWIZZLE DAM.
71. HANNA AND THE MEGANOID ASTROIDS.
72. MY BUN TINS OF EXTREME ANGER.
73. HUBERT, THE MEAT PIE ELEPHANT.
74. BRING ME THE LEGACY OF STAN HOPSKI.
75. STEPHANIE BLOTCHUM AND THE EVER ROTATING FRISBY MARTIANS.

OTHERWORLDLY BANDS PT-1

1.   VAL AVERY CARPET DRYER SQUAD.
2. THE BLUE MOON METRONOME CHOIR.
3. MONOLITHICA STATE SYSTEM CORRUPTOGRAPHY.
4. AL MATINOS WITH SAUSAGE MEAT ICE CREAM.
5. ENGINE BIRD HUMPERDOG THUNDER GOB.
6. DR LUFTWAFFER AND THE ELECTROLUX ALL STARS.
7. JUM JUM AND THE TRIPODS.
8. THE CHINA DRESDEN COLD SYNDROME.
9. THE FORGOTTEN GENERATIONS OF YESTERDAY.
10. CHARLY MIGNON AND THE LOOBERZONKS.
11. THE CHIRPY FAT FLUFFLE TREES FROM LIMPONTONGYAN.
12. ALEXIA UFO AND THE MINX FACTORY SOLDIERS.
13. GOT CLOCK SEE CLOCK GET OUT OF BED.
14. THE HARROLD MYER FORTIFICATION BAND.
15. CLING CLONG CLASH WOOP.
16. CHERRY SOYA AND THE TRIFFLE SQUAD.
17. UV PUMPKIN DOCUMENT AND THE UNDISPUTED COUNCIL OF LEGO SHOWMEN.
18. FATTYWHACK AND THE ANDROID POODLES.
19. DR MOMEL AND THE SWITCHBLADE TROUSER CRUSADERS.
20. MR PORKY DORK AND THE SHUVVLE SHOES ORCHESTRA.
21. BLOOMSBERG TRIFFLE ZORNAK.
22. NASTY LITTLE SPEAKER AND THE COFFEE PUMP FAGS.
23. WE COME FROM ZAPAWORNAK.
24. TIGERHEAD REVOLUTION ARMY.
25. ASKA ALASKA BEATCLUB.
26. MR MARTIN SCAFFOLDING SERVICES.
27. JUSTICE COMES AFTER WE ALL SING A DRAB TUNE.
28. MISS DELPHINE WOBBLE CLOCK AND HER FRANTIC LUCIFER GADGET CURTAINS.
29. MR HERSHY DIMBLE WONKY CRUMB AND THE TORPEDO SNACK BAR RATS.
30. THE DUMMYBURST BAND.
31. THE ZAGA ZOGA FLOOGUSS GASKETS FROM HEPPYOP SKAGGLE NOOSA.
32. LADY HORSE GAS GAS AND THE FREE RANGE WOLF GUNS.
33. BLANCOS NARGRO FLASHLE BERTIE AND HIS ALL SORTS DEPARTMENT OF MUSICOLOGY.
34. THE 80'S TEENAGERS FROM MARS BAND.
35. FALLING BY THE WAYSIDE.
36. TRANCEMATICA HERDOSHA 6TH SENSE COWS.
37. NARCOLEPTIC VICIOUS BETTY.
38. THE APPLE YOGI TRICYCLE CUPBOARDS.
39. WE ALL BOUGHT A CAKE IN FRANCE.
40. THE PUDDING JESUS ASSASINATION PARTY.
41. THE CHUMBER CUCUMBER STAIRLIFT ENSEMBLE.
42. THE CHOIR OF LARRY HAGGMAN BULLFROGS.
43. THE SQUIDOLOGIST OF HOBBOLOGIST ROMAN SOLDIER TRYCYCLE BIKERIDER CUPBOARD.
44. NAFFI AND THE WIBBLEWONG CLOCK WASHERS.
45. EARTH MUSHROOM MOON PAGAN STALLION HANARADOS VIKSPLAD.
46. ZORBA BLONG HIPPY DASHO POGO PANDA SUICIDE.
47. NICHOLAS GIGAN THE 4TH AND HIS MERRY LEICESTER UNIVERSITY SPIROGYRA SPUTNIK BEAR.
48. I SURVIVED THE DOOMSDAY 21.12.12 MASSACRE.
49. SHOVEL YOUR BLOING BLANGS 2 THAT.
50. THE 8000 YEAR OLD SPACE COMPUTER.
51. DAS FLODZY KANGAROO DROPPINGS.
52. MOO MOO CAPE TOWN FLORIDA HOCKLE SHAKE UP STATUE DOGS.
53. DR POUFFE SAMSODSA AND THE GLORIOUS REFRIGIRATOR CONSORTIUM OF SPEEDY CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
54. DR QUAVER SALAD AND THE STATIC BALLOON PRIESTS.
55. DR MERCER AND THE SIDESHOWS OF GOTHIC PANDA HEARSES.
56. THE SUPER SUIT OF ARMOUR BUFFALLO STAMPEDE OF 1984.
57. PRIMATE CRIME RATE ZERO TOLLERANCE POLICE DOG BATALLION OF CENTIPEDE LIGHTBULBS.
58. SIDNEY BUCKLE PAN FT THE PLASMA SCREEN HOSTAGE DOGGY DOO DANCERS.
59. THE HERITAGE SITES OF VENUS MILKY WAY CAFES.
60. THE RONALD REAGAN INSTITUTE OF FEMALE CO-ORDINATION DREAMERS.
61. YING YAN POE AND THE BREVIL TOASTER CAPTAIN SHIPS.
62. MRS GROOVY SNAKE CHARMER AND HER WONDERFULLY EXCITED WRIGGLY BELLY SERPENTS.
63. KURDAKIAN SPLODMESH THIMBLE MOUNTAIN BINGO TEAM.
64. DR TIMBERWOLF SPRECKENZEE DEUTSCH.
65. RADIO BURMESE PYTHON STONEHENGE.
66. THE SERIAL KILLER VENDING MACHINE THAT BLEW AWAY.
67. THE SPY IN MFI THAT WANTED A NEW TECHNO ELEPHANT CHAIR.
68. THE DOUBLE BASS ALSATION ORCHESTRA.
69. A MILKMAN THAT ONCE WORKED FOR THE KGB.
70. DRAMBUIE WIG WAM WILCO AFTERSHAVE TART.
71. THE WORLD WILL END WITH A GIANT SOYA SAUCE FOO YUKI KENTUCKY WAR.
72. THE RICHARD WILSON I DON'T BELIEVE IT HILLS OF MONGOLIA SHIPWRECK COW.
73. 100% PEANUT BUTTER ALIEN CIDER SHRUBS.
74. LIVABLE DUST CART BUNGALOW POODLE FOR SALE.  ONE PREVIOUS OWNER, THAT HAD A TERRIBLE BOUT OF SHANGLE FAIRY MARY DES O' CONNER.
75. DR MAX BY THE GRAVES LUCIFER TWOODLE PANDA CYCLE ROCKET.
76. THE TREE DISTILLING FACTORY OF LAMPSHADE NORWAY WOMAN.
77. ICELANDIA FROSTY MORNING STATUE MOTOR BISON.
78. PROFESSOR FRANTIC BAT AND HIS LONG LOST DOUBLE BASS ALSATION.
79. THE 24 HOUR NON DELIVERY GENERAL BUILDERS OF CATAPULT LADDER CITY.
80. I WENT ON A REVENGE ATTACK AROUND PLINKY PLONKY DOG BONGUS.
81. THE BINO YATTER FART CLUB.
82. THE SMELLY BASTARD BAND.

NORMAN TWIN ENGINE DOG WANTED BY THE POLICE.

Has anyone seen Norman Twin Engine Dog?  Mr Leroy Snibbles And The Corset Panda Cubs have reported him as being stollen.  The Police are searching nearby Gasworks and Clock Towers for Doggy Radiowaves.  The lady from the fish shop sause flutes broke down in tears, last night.  Norman Twin Engine Dog is a lovable character.  He bought an ice cream made of Edwardian Bath Chamber Tiles.  And since then he's gone missing from his Ducktree home in Whistlehurst Avenue. 

 

If you see or hear of Norman Twin Engine Dog.  Then please contact your nearest Police Station.  Failing that.  You can contact Mrs Rollercoaster Zok Bag.  She knows the pooch with a twin engine very well.  Or you can throw him a few sticks of rubbarb or cellery.  Or just shout Norman Are You Normal Anymore.

MORSE CODE WOOFER DOG RELEASES NEW LP.

 

Morse Code Woofer Dog has released his new LP.  It is called Sundial Mechanic.  Here is the track listing for the new album.

 

1. ROCKET HORSE.  5:44.
2. URBAN DRAGON.  5:20.
3. VROOM GIRLS.  4:45.
4. DOODLE WHIZZ 2 YOU.  6:19.
5. HURT.  SLOW VERSION.  4:54.
6. SAY CHEESE!  4:28.
7. MESHASCHMIT ELEPHANTS.  7:12.
8. BELLS ON MY WADDLENOOSH.  5:46.
9. SUNDIAL MECHANIC.  5:59.
10. THEME FROM MORSE CODE WOOFER DOG.  4:49.
11. ELVIS IN KENTUKEY WHIMPY BARS. 4:28.
12. RADIOMAST TELEPHONE KIOSK BAT.  REMAKE.  6:09.

SWB

 

STRANGE

WONDERFUL

BIZARRE

 

BIZARRE

WONDERFUL

STRANGE

 

LONELY

MAD

OUTCAST

 

OUTCAST

MAD

LONELY

 

DREAMER

FANTASY

DIVERSE

 

DIVERSE

FANTASY

DREAMER

 

Sir Markus Furiae.